Cast of Characters

ImTheMom.

That’s me. The final authority. The bomb. The one with the power to crush your life.

My eldest.  My poor, poor boy.  He was my guinea pig; therefore, he barely survived his childhood.  Actually, it wasn't too traumatic as he's now married to a hot Korean chick that he met while deployed to South Korea in the Air Force.  I haven't met her yet which is why I'm able to pout so long.  I'm sure I will like her, but until we meet, I must sulk.

My eldest. My poor, poor boy. He was my guinea pig; therefore, he barely survived his childhood. Actually, it wasn’t too traumatic as he’s now married to a hot Korean chick that he met while deployed to South Korea in the Air Force. I haven’t met her yet which is why I’m able to pout so long. I’m sure I will like her, but until we meet, I must sulk.

What can I say about this one? She's just like me. Seriously, she is. Stubborn, opinionated, always right, and just-too-darn-cute for her own good. Her response to comments about her being like me is, "Yes, but I'm the new and improved version." She's such a snot.

What can I say about this one? She’s just like me. Seriously, she is. Stubborn, opinionated, always right, and just-too-darn-cute for her own good. Her response to comments about her being like me is, “Yes, but I’m the new and improved version.” She’s such a snot.

Bless her heart. She's the people-pleaser and barely stands a chance against the master manipulators that her sister and I are. She was moniker'd with old-timey names which she hates so naturally we tease her. But she's the baby and gets away with the most. Yeah, I'm too tired to do anything about it.

Bless her heart. She’s the people-pleaser and barely stands a chance against the master manipulators that her sister and I are. She was moniker’d with old-timey names which she hates so naturally we tease her. But she’s the baby and gets away with the most. Yeah, I’m too tired to do anything about it.

He's actually the love of my life. He's so sweet and follows me everywhere. He just can't get enough of me. He longs to please me and snuggle with me and lick my feet. This is true love. NO! I don't care that he's covered in fur. He is head-over-paws in love with me. He knows that I'm the bomb and is not afraid to show it.

He’s actually the love of my life. He’s so sweet and follows me everywhere. He just can’t get enough of me. He longs to please me and snuggle with me and lick my feet. This is true love. NO! I don’t care that he’s covered in fur. He is head-over-paws in love with me. He knows that I’m the bomb and is not afraid to show it.

This one is so confused. He thinks he's a cat. But he's not. He's a dog. And he's stupid. And he air-humps. And he's a piece of sh*t.

This one is so confused. He thinks he’s a cat. But he’s not. He’s a dog. And he’s stupid. And he air-humps. And he’s a piece of sh*t.

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