Life is a Beach.

Time to go to the town council meeting.  They can’t take away my right to have beer at the beach!  Someone must stop this madness!

Sunglasses & croakies? CHECK.

Columbia fishing shirt? CHECK.

Dirty, wrinkly khakis that make me look like I haven’t bathed in a week? CHECK.

Shoes?  Who wears shoes? This is the beach, man.

Ban shoes not beer!