It’s been awhile since I’ve been here. I’ve missed you so and hope that you’ve missed me.
To celebrate my return, let’s play a game.
You know how someone on Facebook or Twitter is posting a picture that says, “Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.”
Or a unicorn.
Or a Princess.
Whatever, you get the drift.
Let’s play Always Be Yourself but Cards Against Humanity version. Please tell me you know about Cards Against Humanity. If not, then you can’t be helped. Sorry.
#AlwaysBe A Walter White Wannabe
#AlwaysBe A horse with no name
#AlwaysBe A TSA agent copping a feel
#AlwaysBe A ball of earwax
#AlwaysBe A disappointment to your mother
#AlwaysBe A dirty-minded freak
You’re catching on, right? Who’s ready to play?