I Speak American.

I have a hobby. I like finding spelling and grammatical errors in publications. Ignore the fact that my blog may contain a lot of few errors. This is a blog and grammatical license is needed to set tone, yadda, yadda, yadda. That’s not what I’m talking about. I like outing newspapers, tv news anchors, and even Charlie Rose & Norah O’Donnell of CBS this morning. Oh, yes, I did!

As I find these unfortunate displays of incompetence, I’ll post them here. Check back often, and most impotently importantly, ENJOY!

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Everybody ♥s a BOGO!

This ad first caught my eye because it is from a former employer from the mid 90s.  At that job, I learned that there is nothing scarier than moms at 5:00AM on Black Friday in a children’s high-end clothier.  HOLY MOLY!

The 3rd arrow might have been a stretch, but I read “fat”.  Proper placement/spacing goes a long way.

All Summer.  Three Days Only.

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Statistics.

72 % of married adults . . . were married.  Huh?

72 % of married adults . . . were married.